well that is just U N F O R T U N A T E …
striders plz stop
I like this image because it emphasizes the parallel between Dirk and Dave. Dave uses 1/2 bladekind while Dirk is bladekind. Its like Dave got half his neck cut off whereas Dirk’s was cut entirely.
(Source: napoleyawn, via cut-me-some-slackarie)


done finally
kids and fun
I wonder how the hell I’m even going to make caledscratch.
I don’t even know how thick it is. I don’t want it to look like a flimsy cardboard piece of crap but I want to make it light as well. And another challenge is how am I going to make it from broken to normal.
I have two boards downstairs so that’s a start.
But now I’m stuck. :I
Though my really cool engineering teacher has a whole bunch of scrap wood but making caledscratch out of wood entirely is going to be too heavy.
Help?
I made mine out of wood, though it’s only in the broken stage. If you’re looking to make it have the ability to switch between working and broken you’re probably going to need to use different material for the blade. I don’t think mine is too heavy but I have had commentary on the weight of it, you can definitely carry it around.
How I did it was I took two 1 inch and half thick boards, stapled/glued them together, drilled a hole on one end and stuck a dowel in it. Then I took a staircase knob, sawed off the top and bottom piece to make the guard and pommel. Then I took some thinly designed uhm, wood sticks and glued them at an angle for those spoke things.
Wahlah

headcanon
bro isnt being ironic, he has a 100% serious love of puppets and shitty swords and dumb pointy anime shades. dave assumes its all a big ironic joke hes not in on and plays along, bro thinks they just share interests
if dave ever found out his bro is just a nerd and bro found out dave is just a hipster, itd be heartbreaking on all sides
reblob if u cried
very good
O|—<
would make sense because it’s kind of like the dad/john thing where dad caters to what he thinks is johns love for harlequins and pranks and whatnot.
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Check out DrDemented’s Schoolboy!Dave cosplay haha
It’s funny that you thought my knee high was a schoolboy outfit, but that was a good idea too.





