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roselalalonde: agehachou: Shipwars are ridiculous, seriously it’s like someone sees you eating a sandwich and asks you ‘hey, what’s on your sandwich?’ ‘it’s ham and cheese. man I love ham and cheese.’ ‘EW WHY WOULD YOU EAT THAT SHIT?? I DON’T LIKE THAT AT ALL’ /slaps sandwich out of hand and stomps on it no one would actually do that, right because it’s ridiculous No, but you don’t...

Aug 31st

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so.

made a call for work and was asked if i had plans for labor day weekend, i was all lolwut we have monday off. which was cool except now i feell like i need to do something because its a 3 day weekend. murrrrr lets do stuff world.

Aug 31st

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Above and Beyond

I’m stealing time from my own life, all the hours that God sends, I’m flying high on my red eye and winding down the windows. I’m stealing time from my own life, all the hours that God sends, my future is a Valentine, stolen in the perfect crime. And as the hours go flashing by, I’m winding down the windows. And I know I’m living out of line, but with a blazing smile...

Aug 31st

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my otps:

subthugglator: ghostbuttster: geromy: nannasprite/mindfang dad/sollux bro/eridan aradia/bec jade/equius redglare/mr ratburn me/gamzee casey / green sun cake / gushers imps / mom skaia / dave sburb / sgrub the list goes on really.

Aug 31st

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so, ive been seeing a lot of girls with feathers...

mixiekins: drdemented: mixiekins: and it reminds me of that fad in the 90’s where everyone got a lock of their hair wrapped with string. does anyone remember that? dont forget forehead headbands. everyone is a hippy suddenly. ahhhh, thats right. wasn’t there a big fad in the 90’s over headbands as well? i remember at one point there were headbands with bandannas attached to them. its...

Aug 31st

Ask Alice: HI, I'M A CONTEST! →

askalicecolumn: GUESS WHAT? YEAH, YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT! IT’S TIME FOR A MOTHERFUCKING CONTEST! AND NOT JUST ANY CONTEST, IT’S THE CONTEST OF THE FUCKING YEAR. FUCK YEAH. Motherfucking bold text, guys. Bold. Text. Rules: 1) You DO NOT have to be following me to win. The only catch is that at…

Aug 31st

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so, ive been seeing a lot of girls with feathers...

mixiekins: and it reminds me of that fad in the 90’s where everyone got a lock of their hair wrapped with string. does anyone remember that? dont forget forehead headbands. everyone is a hippy suddenly.

Aug 31st

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Aug 30th

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subthugglator replied to your post: my daily quiz can i have some go-gurt……. yes, I have entirely too much for one person. we can OD on this stuff.

Aug 30th

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my daily quiz

i bought a whole box of go-gurt for snackage, and they all have spongebob questions. today’s was: “Is SpongeBob’s proper name SpongeRobert?” ..I WAS LIKE, YES , YES IT IS, IT MAKES SENSE. And it was false. yesterday it was: “What can’t Patrick see?” I said, HIS DICK. It was his forehead, FUCK I WAS CLOSE.

Aug 30th

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The guys at the table across from us are throwing...

miraculouslycapricious: Not sure how to react to this you guys. Tampons. Where did they even… I’m so confused. Just… why. »watching tampon commercials on t.v. »watching guys throw tampons around irl. i see no difference here.

Aug 30th

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so i went shopping

cries inside the fatty in me is happy at least

Aug 30th

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before i sleep

my dad tried setting me up to do graphic art deal for someone and i was like lol what (more like, ok im annoyed that this person doesn’t know exactly what they want, nor do I have the photoshop skils/program to do so). and that started to get me thinking how far behind i am on what i thought to be a hobby i enjoyed. but im enjoying it less because my hand cant transition what my brain is...

Aug 29th

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i dont understand why

deusexmchna: drdemented: i cant install sai on my computer. i mean i know im not the greatest at drawing but thats just sad. I bet i can fix it bro whats your specs AMD Phenom IIX6 1055T 8Gig ram Windows 7 64bit When I try and start the sai.exe (either one) it immediately doesn’t respond and i have the only options of “finding a solution and closing it” or...

Aug 29th

i dont understand why

i cant install sai on my computer. i mean i know im not the greatest at drawing but thats just sad.

Aug 29th