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December 2011

Summary of 2011

I got a new job, moved out, got into cosplaying again, dated someone new, saw my estranged friend after 3 years, made a lot of new friends.

And now it’s almost a year later. This has been the most dramatically changing year of my life.

I really needed to break out on my own and I’m glad I got a chance to do so. It was tough in the beginning but I’ve grounded myself better overtime. 2011 was a proverbial roller coaster despite many days of stillness, the more active days were quite something. My new chapter in life is still beginning I think, I wonder what more will happen later. If I was so blessed to achieve all this in 2011, will I continue to experience changes for 2012? 

As Chrissie Hynde once sung

Heading for the turf

We got a steady flow

And the system, was set to overload

One direction

Only way to go

So PUSH IT

See ya’ll in 2k12.

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Cool rapier and cleaver Jack

Did you use those to kill Jake

You stinging murder.

Buzzing around in peoples homes unwanted.

Pollinating bulbous towers with your evil.

Fucker

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Just bees himself

Because he stings right, is that the joke.

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#Hamsteak
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#dubstep #king of the hill
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A Question for those who play DOTA, LOL, HON and other games like that.

iminterestinghonest:

What did you do to learn how to effectively play the game when you were a noob???

I have recently gotten into the DOTA 2 Beta thanks to some amazing luck in the Steam Christmas Gift thingy. The only problem is, I have pretty much no idea how to play the damn thing :P

I know the point of the game is to kill creep, level up, get gold, bye items, kill opponents, kill towers, kill bass, win. 

I’m not asking you for advice on how to play the game, but how to learn to play it.

For example, I first started watching starcraft 2 when I found Total Biscuits Videos of him casting matches, his personality made me enjoy the videos and thus I began to pick up the basic fundamentals, then I started to watch more detailed videos and learn a bit more until I eventually picked up the game and started to expand my knowledge through experience, tutorial videos, copying build orders from SC2 websites and watching pro gameplay.

So my final question is this:

As someone who knows the bare minimum there is to know about the game while still knowing it exists; how do I begin? Should I watch casted pro games (if so, who are the best casters for a beginner)? Pro player’s streams (if so what are the best players for each different type of hero)? Find tutorial videos on youtube? (I did watch one about jungling with axe, but I feel that the combination of different Heros and the different ways to play them would result in me watching looooads of videos and getting all the info mixed up) Get my hands on a strategy guide or something? The only thing I can rule out doing is having friends teach me, as none of them are lucky enough to be in the Beta themselves to know how to play.

Thank you for any help :) I really don’t want to waste the fact that I was lucky enough to get into this beta. 

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#My ask blog
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.

jasonderulosbutt:

cuntbarf:

I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking.  I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.

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What do you think, Tumblr?

What the fuck? How do you even go about collecting it what do you just squat over a jar for a week euagh imagine the SMELL OH MY GOD IM GOING TO PUKE IM REMEMBERING THE STORY WHERE THE GIRL DRANK A BOWL OF HER OWN PERIOD BLOOD

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Reminds me of a story where someone collected their semen over 3 years.

I think it’s a match made in heaven.

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#Bodily Fluids
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tumblr, I fucking hate you.

memento-morii:

loweryi:

ladyofmischief:

thorodinsons:

do not log out if you are using chrome/missing e. because you will not be able to get back in unless you use an incognito window. it’ll just keep giving a ‘not found’ tumblr error page when you try to get to tumblr.com. 

reblogging for everyone to see because tumblr - you are crossing the fucking line.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

FUCK YOU TUMBLR!

FUCK YOU!

woooooow 

is this true

because i was going to make a text post saying suck my dick tumblr before I even knew this

and now i’m going to do it with CAPS

I don’t know how many of you got the pop up from Tumblr that tells you what Missing E is doing to their servers. That was actually a nice, formal, and informative thing on their part. They even had a button that wanted to know if you would still continue to use Missing E against their warning. Fine, that’s nice.

And if any of you paid attention to the warning, it’s causing them errors on their side. Which is probably resulting in a lot of those issues that have happened in the recent month. Grats Tumblr, you are the cancer killing Tumblr. 

Plus this unwarranted hate against Tumblr is reminding me of Facebook all over again. Hurr I don’t like the new changes. Man, let’s cry some more about something that’s free and get pissed at the creators for trying to fix and amend what the users are breaking.

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ok now i dont know what to do for new years

because there are a lot of places to go and i dont know who is going to what and maybe if there is drinking and asshattery to be worn i would like to do that too

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jasonderulosbutt replied to your post: wah do I wur fur AACC

nayas not doing WQ anymore and i hear you make a kickin AR……………………………..

Ok, I think Friday will be Doc Scratch, Saturday Aimless Renegade, and Sunday THAT THING because we Might HAVE A MEETUP?@

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wah do I wur fur AACC

Should D0c Sc4tch b3 Firday?@ or sho*du I d0 my NOTSOSECRETANYMORE one first?@ 

BUTTS?

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REBLOG if your icon is actually you.

doktah-what:

Totally!

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Sex Science → jezebel.com

As you can see in the clip, there is activity — changing in intensity — across 80 separate parts of the brain right before, during, and after orgasm. Apparently the only thing that stimulates a woman’s brain more is epileptic seizure. Komisaruk calls the orgasm process a “brain symphony,” and notes that he and his team hope to figure out what goes wrong in both men and women who cannot reach sexual climax:

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#Science #Orgasm #Stuff #What
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